An open letter to Science

Dear Science:

When starting a project, no matter how innocent, please stop & ask yourself, “Could this result in the destruction of humanity?”

If the answer is “Maybe,” please do not do that project.

See this article for reference: Meet Robojelly, the Hydrogen-Powered Jellyfish-Shaped Immortal Underwater Surveillance Robot

Sincerely,
David

(Kudos to the resourceful and entertaining Caitlin Fairchild for the find.)

2 responses to “An open letter to Science”

  1. As a scientist, I must comfort you with the fact that this jellyfish was designed with an AI chip that prevents it from thinking malevolent thoughts toward its human creators. It’s perfectly safe! In fact, I envision a future in which each home has at least one of these machines servicing the inhabitants. There is no chance this could backfire. No way.

  2. The above comment sponsored by SkyNet Inc. “SkyNet! Bringing you friendly skies since 1997.”

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