My hilarious coworker started us off on these, and here’s where we wound up:
- Picasso walked into a bar. The bartender said, “What’ll ya have, buddy?” Picasso said, “I’ll just have a mritain.”
- Picasso and VanGogh walked into a bar. The bartender said, “What’ll you two guys have?” VanGogh said, “What?”
- Duchamp walked into a bar and ordered an old bicycle handle.
- Andy Warhol walked into a bar and ordered a beer and a beer and a beer and a beer and a beer and a beer and a beer and a beer and a beer.
- Chuck Close walked into a bar and ordered a beer.