You want a good story?
I mean, like a really really awesome, Lord of the Rings-style, stunningly epic story?
I am not being all fancy-pants spiritual here: you need to check out the book of Isaiah, chapters 36 and 37. Read it to yourself in Cate Blanchett or Ian McKellen kind of way. I am gonna be late to work today because I got utterly lost in this story.
Speaking of which, I gotta get out of here. But read it: it’ll blow you away if you let it.