My headphones have been breaking for a while now. Not the actual audio, just the physical part… the left ear has come completely off the band. I can sorta tenuously hold it on with the miracle of tension, but if I shift it slightly (like to listen to my stunning wife), it falls to the floor.
I have just fixed my headphones with duct tape. So much duct tape, in fact, that I’m pretty sure I look like Lobot while wearing these bad boys.
While fashioning this amazing headgear, I decided that this makes me a legit music dude. The logic is that I love music more than I have money or pride.
Little did I know that’s all it takes to be an artist. I gotta duct tape more stuff.