This article on CNN is AMAZING. To all of us who had squandered youths in front of the glowing box, I offer this as a wellspring of nostalgic joy. A few highlights:
Always check behind waterfalls. There’s always something cool back there.
It’s generally best to shoot anyone you see. You usually can’t hurt people unless they’re your enemies.
There is no reason not to break anything that can be broken.
Truly, words to live by.